a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
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They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
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Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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