Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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