your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
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I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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