Me too!
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
All the doctor said was why
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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