he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
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He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
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Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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