I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
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yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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