Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
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well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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