sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
People in love make me want to vomit
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Randomize
