bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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