As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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