I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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