At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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