Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
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that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
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I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
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