Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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