the new term for farting is butt boxing.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
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if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
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Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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