i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Randomize
