That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
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You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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