You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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