When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
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at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
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There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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