I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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