i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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