I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
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Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
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Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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