both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Fuck me I smell like cheese
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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