I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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