I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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