I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
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I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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