At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
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Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
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He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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