yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
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I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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