Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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