So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
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