planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?