sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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