i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
He has the fingertips of a God
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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