I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
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When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
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He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
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