So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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