Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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