brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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