And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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