mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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