I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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