a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
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Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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