just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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