He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
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Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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