when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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