Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
My cat gives me a boner
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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