foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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