the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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