We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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