What a fucking waste of an outfit
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS