i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
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a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
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My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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