this beer tastes like vomit already
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Why is your signature on my underwear?
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Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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