It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
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He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
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I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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