Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
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they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
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Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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