I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I wish I only lived at night.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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