I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I am spending my child support on dildos
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
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Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
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before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
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