grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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