oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
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Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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