There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
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I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
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i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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