You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
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I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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